Calm Your Tits

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Are your tits in a twist? Need to dial it down? This candle has got you covered and its chill-as-hell fragrance will remind you to kick back, relax, and drop a few of those unnecessary fucks. Just light it up, breathe deep, and let go of the bullshit—your tits will settle right down like they’ve been waiting for it all along.

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Are your tits in a twist? Need to dial it down? This candle has got you covered and its chill-as-hell fragrance will remind you to kick back, relax, and drop a few of those unnecessary fucks. Just light it up, breathe deep, and let go of the bullshit—your tits will settle right down like they’ve been waiting for it all along.

Are your tits in a twist? Need to dial it down? This candle has got you covered and its chill-as-hell fragrance will remind you to kick back, relax, and drop a few of those unnecessary fucks. Just light it up, breathe deep, and let go of the bullshit—your tits will settle right down like they’ve been waiting for it all along.

 

Candle Description

White Tea & Ginger: Warm top notes of bergamot, lemon peels, and green day lilies open to mid notes of hyacinth, freesia, and peony, finished by a lingering base of ginger, nutmeg and musk.

Burn times:

5.5oz — 20+ hour burn time 

7.5oz — 40+ hour burn time

Shipping details:

Free delivery in Golden, BC. Shipping is $15 across Canada.